Jesus Greek?

So in honor of Greek IV tonight i wanted to put this post up. Now before people start getting mad, i just want to say this is a joke and is ment to be funny. Also, when i say Greek, i don't mean the country Greece.


Top Ten Reasons Why Jesus Would Have Been Greek:

10. Jesus knew His Greek alphabet.
9. Jesus was the founder of brotherly and sisterly love.
8. Jesus encouraged the payment of 10% dues.
7. Jesus had many philanthropies.
6. Jesus was a member of the Alpha and the Omega organization.
5. Jesus knew how to throw a great party.
4. Jesus frequently wore a toga.
3. Jesus liked to share wine with His friends.
2. Jesus liked to recruit new followers.
1. Jesus went through hell week (end) and lived to tell about it.



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